Friday, November 6, 2009

Can retainers straighten an overbite?

I have a slight over bite with my 4 front teeth. and its getting worse because my wisdoms are growing in.


I'm kind of having the same problem with the bottom ones too.


I dont really have 5,000 dollars to throw away on braces. and i want my teeth to look straighter for my senior pictures. I'm 17 and a junior in high school.


So does anyone know if retainers can at least help that problem a little? Please help.

Can retainers straighten an overbite?
yes, retainers can be used for many reasons, they can be used to keep the alignment of teeth straight after the removal of braces, or to treat disorders of the mouth like malocclusion ( when your teeth dont meet together when your mouth is closed) or for bruxism ( when your grinding your teeth while you sleep.





although it may take several years to fix this overbite with only retainers and not braces, so be sure to expect a longer treatment.





and it really depends much on your case whether retainers can help your teeth or not, if your teeth are overly crowded and crooked, chances are you may not be able to have them. Retainers worn to straighten teeth are meant for minor crowding and closing gaps between the teeth, like invisalign, its used for those purposes.





Your overbite most-likely will not be corrected completely by the time of senior year anyway, especially if there are no braces involved, treatment time is longer with just retainers, and again, it all depends on your case and how badly your overbite is and/or misaligned teeth.



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Your opinion?

My teeth look like theese: (before picture)





http://www.samuelgalkin.com/pages/invisa...





I have the same overbite. Mine are just a little bit more crocket.


Are they that bad? or are they fine?

Your opinion?
THEY ARE FINE, REM THAT INVISALIGN CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH, IF YOU WANT A PERFECT RESULT YOU WILL NEED BRACES.
Reply:No, not that bad. But could lead to problems later in life.


Ask an Orthodontist. The correction may be quite expensive.


I will not give you the correction options here.
Reply:Braces are expensive and incomvient but they improve your appearance for life! They are worth it.
Reply:you should talk to a dentist about you teeth, if you are unhappy with them then see what they can do for you, and depending your age maybe you will have trouble as you get older



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Would you help me about George Washington?

I'm not U. S., so you need to explain me some references in U. S. TV shows in connection with Washington.





1. What is the big deal about his wooden teeth?


2. What is that picture of him standing at the front of a boat?


3. Why is a piece of his portrait missing?





Thanks.

Would you help me about George Washington?
He had bad teeth and had lost many of them by the time he was 16. He was self conscious about them. The actual dentures were made of ivory, horse teeth and extracted human teeth with little if any wood in them. There were several pairs, none of which were very comfortable or practical, many had to be taken out for him to be able to eat or speak clearly.





That's a highly romanticized picture of him crossing the Delaware river to make a surprise attack on an encampment of German mercenaries during the American war of Independence. No one in their right mind would have been standing up in a rowboat crossing an ice clogged river.





It was either not finished or was the one first lady Dolly Madison had to rip out of it's frame to keep it from falling into British hands during the war of 1812 when the British captured Washington DC. If memory serves the British set fire to the white house.
Reply:1. Don't you think it's interesting that someone had wooden false teeth?


2. That's supposed to be him crossing the Delaware river with his troops for a sneak attack on German troops. There were German troops here helping the British.


3. I'm not sure about the answer to that one. Obviously the painting was never finished, but I don't know what the story is.
Reply:1. It wasent common





2.Revolutionary war





3. No clue





for info about him





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Wash...
Reply:The portrait is unfinished I believe. G W is an icon of American history. He was also one of the greatest real estate speculators of his time along with his family in the Ohio company. The Indians called him" Town destroyer" Canitoquereous somt ething like that. The name was origianly given to his grand father then it became his. He sent 4000 men to destroy the Iroqois during the Revolution.
Reply:Supposedly, he had wooden dentures. They've found some made of ivory, and a pair made by Paul Revere, but no wooden ones, so it may be a myth, like several other stories about him. His dentures also hurt him a lot; that's why he always has that funny expression. The picture of him crossing the Delaware is to commemorate that he led his men across the Delaware to attack the British during the winter by surprise. This is probably artistic license, since on one in his right mind would stand up in a boat that size. I think the artist died before he could finish the painting.
Reply:it says here that george washingtons teeth were made out of wool??? lol nah. dentures were a new thing back then. i heard he even had carved ivory hippo teeth for dentures!





2 crossing the deliware "what a pompose pose"





3. i belive the artist that was painting him died and was unable to finish the painting so in his honor like many other great arts they left it half done.
Reply:Question 2.....it is a very fake picture (you know they didn't have video back then) of Washington crossing to fight a battle on Christmas night 1776. This battle surprised the Hessians and started to get America thinking that it had a chance to win the war.



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Professional girls only.....?

one of my classmates is a hot girl...today while teacher was teaching i turned on my mobile`s blue-tooth and sent her some pictures and her name...but her friend recognized me and told her that it was me who sent her those stuff...when they see me in other classes her friend tells sth about me to her and she looks at me,i dont know.what do u think she thinks about me?do u think i have chance to ask her to be my girlfriend?

Professional girls only.....?
when she looks at you, does she smile? if she does, she might be interested in you. but the best way to find out is to take a risk and ask her. see if she feels the same way about you
Reply:I don't understand the professional part.





But you will never know if you don't ask.





Get in the game.





Peace!



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Does she like me?

Hello. There is this girl I have known for a bout 2.5 years now. This year we have been talking more than ever and today was kinda good. This is what happend:





She signed my yearbook saying in one of the sentences "you stay sweet" We also were playing lingo in class and she was mocking a lot of my movements, laughing a lot, and making fun of me. She has also stated that I should smile in my pictures more cause I have nice teeth.





The only problem is, she has a B/F and they have been going out for a year, but he is going to college next year. Does she like me or is she just a flirt? What should I do? Thanks!

Does she like me?
Maybe just a flirt. To be sure, observe how she treats other boys. If differently, then flirst back. If she responded back, Goodluck this is a green signal.
Reply:well since she does have a bf, its looks like its not that she is a flirt but more like your "best" girl friend.
Reply:maybe she likes u it is hard to say well quick question are her and her boyfriend staying together or breaking up?
Reply:Just a flirt. To test it, flirt back and if she catches on and she doesn't like it, just say you were joking. But if she does like it, make your move.
Reply:i dont think she like you i think she was just giving you a comment you should leave her alone with her boyfriend.
Reply:just ask her out and find out. that's the only way you'll know for sure.
Reply:I THINK U SHOULD PLAY IT SAFE UNTIL SHE BREAKS UP WITH HER BF BC BY BEING YOUNG AND HER BF IS GOING 2 COLLEGE IT WILL NOT LAST TRUST ME IM 22 IM IN COLLEGE AND HS LOVE DOESNT LAST LONG. JUST KEEP FLIRTING WITH HER. PLAY IT SAFE, GO OUT ON GROUP DATES IF U CAN SO HER BF DOESNT GET MAD. THEN WHEN THEY BREAK UP U ASK 2 BE HER BF GOOD LUCK!!!!! OH YEAH I THINK SHE LIKES U OH YEAH MAKE SURE U SMILE BC SHE LIKES YOUR TEETH
Reply:Hey boo maybe she is getting tired of her man I hope so


so that you could go for it man.


It seems she likes you but don't know what she wants but you don't worry.





leave everything alone wait until she comes for you for now you stay put and see whats happen or boo move on and find another girl that will make you feel better and love.


you deserve for some girl to love you back


hey congrats on your high school boo
Reply:With her b/f going off to college, she's feeling very insecure, especially if her b/f is going someplace far away. She'll still be wrapped up with him - but she's most likely to give into something temporary. However if he goes wild (like most college students do) then she'll go where she feels most comfortable, which could be you.



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Does she like me?

Hello. There is this girl I have known for a bout 2.5 years now. This year we have been talking more than ever and today was kinda good. This is what happend:





She signed my yearbook saying in one of the sentences "you stay sweet" We also were playing lingo in class and she was mocking a lot of my movements, laughing a lot, and making fun of me. She has also stated that I should smile in my pictures more cause I have nice teeth.





The only problem is, she has a B/F and they have been going out for a year, but he is going to college next year. Does she like me or is she just a flirt? What should I do? Thanks!

Does she like me?
She likes you.
Reply:I think she is just flirting. Flirt back if you like, but don't be a home wrecker.
Reply:I don't think she likes you, from what you said. And anyway she is going off to college. Move on.
Reply:she likes you but she also sounds like a flirt. Still talk to her. see what happens.
Reply:Just a flirt
Reply:she sounds like she doesnt like u and that she is just a really good friend. sry.
Reply:she is flirty , i'm a girl its a girl game . when they have a bf the girls start the bet that they can get a guy whatever they want. so pplease do not i repeat not to get fool



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If you had only 5 minutes to grab only 1 bag full of your things and leave your home, what would you grab?

I think I'd grab my emergency kit, my address book, my purse, storage discs (altho I need to store more regularly on them), my stuffed animal (I know, cheesy, but I've had him for 20 years), and some pictures. Maybe my retainer for my teeth.





What would you grab?

If you had only 5 minutes to grab only 1 bag full of your things and leave your home, what would you grab?
Phone, laptop, teddy, wallet, and box of momentos.
Reply:im still a teen so.. my ipod, phone, some money and pillow. thats all i need.
Reply:ummm... my purse and my music... and my dog. thats all I need. I keep everything in my purse and I live off my music, and my dog means the world to me.
Reply:Hmm.... My wallet, all my money, my ps2 (it's the slim version). All my pictures, My diploma, my keys, a couple of games for my ps2, some of my information, and that's probably it.
Reply:clothes
Reply:all the important documentation that's a pain to replace, keys to


the car if I'm losing the house hey i got the car and can drive it too.
Reply:how big is the bag? i would grab all of my scrapbooks, my pets(probably wouldn't put them in the bag, though), my camera, toothbrush, deodarant, and my blankie. gotta have my blankie. can't sleep wothout it. :)
Reply:I would definitely grab photo albums and scrapbooks!


as many as i can fit are being put into that bag for sure...
Reply:My bible and library.
Reply:I would grab in my bag my (catheters, gloves, chux, tooth brush, soap, shampoo, wallet, keys, brush, coffee cup, cell phone, water bottle (its a big bag) lotion, pictures, underwear, nutrition bars, first aid kit, mini American flag, portable mini radio, and that is about it.





Note: I can tell you one thing I would leave? BILLS!
Reply:i also have an emergency kit, so I'd take that, my favorite cardigan, my Cd's, mp3 player, a book or two (I'm very attached to them) an my old ratty stuffed animal. i'd leave my retainer and hope to never see that god damn thing again!!!
Reply:cash, credit cards, ID/passport, cellphone, car keys, maybe some water, and that's about it. Anything else I can buy again.
Reply:important papers, money,pictures,some clothes and medicines.
Reply:Just my pocketbook cause everything is in it already and my kids.



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Does she like me?

Hello. There is this girl I have known for a bout 2.5 years now. This year we have been talking more than ever and today was kinda good. This is what happend:





She signed my yearbook saying in one of the sentences "you stay sweet" We also were playing lingo in class and she was mocking a lot of my movements, laughing a lot, and making fun of me. She has also stated that I should smile in my pictures more cause I have nice teeth.





The only problem is, she has a B/F and they have been going out for a year, but he is going to college next year. Does she like me or is she just a flirt? What should I do? Thanks!

Does she like me?
Obviously she as just flirting with you, maybe she likes you.


I'd wait till the boyfriend's out of the picture before making a move, if you know there may be a chance she might still like you.
Reply:Sorry you wont want to hear this but she doesn't like you like that.
Reply:it depends... what you have to do is watch her interaction with other guys and see if she treats you the same. i would say shes just flirting a lot, i am kinda bad for that even though i dont have a boyfriend i flirt w/ people i would never date. test her and just ask.. not that hard. ask if they'll stay together when he leaves \good luck
Reply:I'm a female so I'm familiar with this behavior.





1. She is not a flirt.





2. She likes you, but only as a friend.





What you describe is just a woman's way of bonding with you as a friend would. She is a very nice girl and likes you for you, she gives you advice because she cares. I'm sure that if you ask her: What kind of person you'd like to se as my girlfriend? She will describe someone that matches your cualities but will state an example of how her b/f and her treat each other.





I'm sorry if I'm being harsh, but that's life. Deal with it or don't, your choice.





Value your friendship and make the best of it. If in the future it turns into something well, cool. For now she is just an amazing friend. Take care of her like an amazing friend would.



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Anyone else hated their invisalign treatment enough to quit it?

I have been doing invisalign for about 6 months, and I am probably going to quit because I hate it so much. It hurts, is uncomfortable, makes me talk funny...


My teeth aren't that bad, just some minor spaces on bottom. I should have been happy that my teeth are white, and look good in pictures. My family and friends say my teeth are fine, and thought I was crazy for getting invisalign. I guess I just wanted those perfect teeth, but can't stand the pain anymore!

Anyone else hated their invisalign treatment enough to quit it?
I am guilty as well. It was starting to really get uncomfortable and was a pain. I hated taking them out everytime I had a drink or wanted to eat. My teeth aren't that bad either just a couple teeth that I wish were turned a little more. Oh well. I still have them in the cupboard and maybe I will try them again but I guess after a year I also didn't get the result I had hoped for. I haven't worn mine since last June. I was supposed to go back for an appointment in August but have avoided going back. I kind of wish I would have went with the regular braces. That way I wouldn't have given up and it is alot cheaper as well.
Reply:Just let it go.People torture themselves with trying to get the [perfect......]and you know..in the big scheme of things..who cares if your teeth have spaces..they are less inclined to rot cause you can clean them better.Be happy you have teeth..I dont




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Bonded tooth is yellow, when do you normally get it rematched?

okay so i have a tooth that was bonded 3 or 4 years ago. I broke off like half of my tooth so i had to get it bonded. The problem i'm having now is that it's getting very yellow. In pictures its quite embarassing because you can clearly tell that i have ONE extremely yellow tooth and the rest are normal. Is there a certain peroid of time you should get the tooth rebonded? Like after 2 years, 3, years, 5, years 10 years? My parents won't take me to get it to match my other teeth again because they think its too expensive. Anyone have an estimate of how much it would be? Its just one tooth.

Bonded tooth is yellow, when do you normally get it rematched?
Bonding is a resin material that is in the plastic family and it doesn't last forever. It depends on the person how long the bonding should be replaced, but if your noticing that the bonding is yellow, it is time because it means that the material is breaking down and picking up stain. When it gets saturated it starts to break down. Tell your parents this, because it can also mean that the restoration is compromised and will be prone to break. The cost varies as to the area you live and the size of the the bonding. Could range between $100-300 but if you have dental insurance, it should cover about 80%. Another great option is to have a veneer done. It is more expensive that bonding, but lasts much longer (15-20 years depending on you) and it is made of porcelain so it won't pick up stain. It is like a fake finger nail and it is bonded onto the front portion of your tooth.


Either way, sounds like it is time to have that tooth fixed. You don't want it to break down and you get a cavity in the supporting tooth structure.



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Name my Chihuahua! ((Pix included))?

Im bringing home a MALE chihuahua on sunday oct 7th....





the only name i can think of is Sabor (Sabor tooth tiger)





here is his picture...





http://pt.livedeal.com/pictures/000/000/...





What Unique Name Would You Recommend?





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Name my Chihuahua! ((Pix included))?
Poncho
Reply:Butterscotch.
Reply:Chico
Reply:shnauzer
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Reply:Aww that's so cute. I was thinking of something like "Pumpkin" because I just bought a pumpkin pie this afternoon! =)
Reply:toby or fudge
Reply:Quiero. Quiero Taco Bell?
Reply:Lil' Cheebi!
Reply:just a couple suggestions: joseph? samuel?
Reply:He is adorable and I love Saber Tooth Tiger!
Reply:cesar.
Reply:Dumbo because he has cute big ears.
Reply:Can't go wrong with Sparky... and I'd know.
Reply:How about Killer? Lol, I'm sure everyone would get a kick out of that since it's so adorable and looks so innocent!
Reply:SOOOO cute.





Rat Fink
Reply:Fork.





Or Spatula.





Or Telephone.





Or Table.


Or Platter.











I think its fun to name them things like that :D
Reply:Fang or Gripper!





Mind you, he has quite a stare on him - could call him poser!
Reply:aww. they're so cute. :]


mm. binx?


if i had a pet i'd name it that.


its from an old movie i used to love. :]
Reply:nanou
Reply:omg they're freakin gorgeous!!!! i want one. name him Nemo or Bibi ;-)
Reply:I say Chicken.And I am serious.He is so cute.OMG! I want one!
Reply:den
Reply:Simba- as in the movie Lion King
Reply:Biscuit?








EDIT:





OMG!





CHACHI!





The girl who said that name ROCKS!





He SO looks like a Chachi!





I change my vote, lol.
Reply:Paco..... :-P
Reply:Cheto


Elmo


Taco


Spuds


He is so cute............
Reply:I always loved the name "Cuppy". It's short for (registered name) "Coffeecup of Martha de Marshall".
Reply:sabor sound like a good name for him its always cute when a huge dog is named fluffy or a little dog called spike
Reply:Awwwww, I want one, I love chihuahua! He is so cute.





How about %26gt;%26gt;%26gt; T-bone
Reply:Dumbo, because of his big ears.


Nah, just kidding. Cute dogs by the way.





Alfonso sounds nice.



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Give your opinoin are these funny yo moma jokes?

your moms like a big mac...full of fat and worth 1 dollar





Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."





Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.





Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."





Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.





Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.





Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.





Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.





Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.





Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.





Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.





Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.





Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.





Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.





Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"





Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.





Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.





Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.





Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!





Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!





Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!





Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!





Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!





Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.





Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!





Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!





Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!





Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.





Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!





Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.





Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.





Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.





Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!





Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "





Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!





Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"





Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.





Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!





Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!





Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.





Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!





Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!





Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!





Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.





Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.





Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!





Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!





Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!





Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!





Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!





Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!





Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."





Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"





Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.





Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.





Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.





Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.





Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.





Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...





Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.





Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"





Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!





Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!





Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"





Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"





Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.





Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.





Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!





Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.





Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.





Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.





Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.





Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."





Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!





Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."





Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.





Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!





Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!





Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!





Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!





Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!





Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!





Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...





Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.





Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white %26amp; chunky!





Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!





Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.





Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!





Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!





Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!





Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!





Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!





Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!





Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.





Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!





Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!





Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.





Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!





Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!





Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!





Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!





Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.





Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping





Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.





Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.





Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.





Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!





Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.





Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.





Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.





Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.





Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.





Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.





Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!





Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.





Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.





Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.





Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.





Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.





Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.





Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.





Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"





Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!





Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.





Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.





Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!





Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.





Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.





Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.





Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!





Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!





Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!





Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.





Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94

Give your opinoin are these funny yo moma jokes?
Yo got some list there!
Reply:lolololololololololololol
Reply:DDDAAAANNNNGGGGG!!! I like a good yo momma joke as much as the rest of em, but did you just type out every one ever said? But they are funny.
Reply:dam, that took a long *** time to read..
Reply:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



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How come I look weird on camera?

for years, I've always thought I was somewhat good looking. I always look in the mirror and thought I looked good. but recently I've gotten myself a digital camera and took a lot of pictures and video clips of myself. And then I notice how strange I actually look.





like... my face complexion is completely different that what I see (or think I see) in the mirror. my face is not symmetrical, like, even in just the photo, I can tell. when I close my lips, one side is bigger than the other side. and my eyes are strange too.. I've never noticed how small my eyes were until I took close up pictures of my face. and my teeth bulges out everytime I speak.





The mirror has deceived me for years... why is it that I feel that I am good looking when I look in the mirror, but in photos/videos I look like shlt? I just cannot understand how my face can appear differently on the camera to the mirror

How come I look weird on camera?
"There are a few different possible causes for this. First, it's important to understand the difference between looking at someone with two eyes as opposed to through a single camera lens. With two eyes, the human brain is able to see the three dimensional aspects of someone's face, even when viewed directly from the front, and it gives much more information than a camera can. With a camera, the subject is viewed through a single lens, and thus much of the three dimensional qualities of the face are lost, and the face may seem narrower, less full, or with different proportions, especially when viewed at a close proximity. An interesting effect can be seen if one compares a close up picture of someone's face to a picture taken from twenty feet away from the same angle (particularly while directly facing the camera). The face will appear different in each picture, and the farther shot will give a better representation of the person's true three dimensional appearance. A more detailed explanation of this concept can be found in the US patent document for the "imaginograph"





Simply put, a person's eyes can analyze particles of light or whatever its looking at better than cameras.





A picture is really inaccurate compared to the human eye :)
Reply:I know what you mean. I look in the mirror, and like what I see. When I take photos of myself or when other people do, I don't normally like the way I look at all. I think there are a number of reasons. For one thing, you are seeing the opposite image of the reflection in the mirror. Since you aren't used to that, you think you look weird. Also, certain lighting, certain camera angles, and trying to look good seem to make you look bad. Many people look much better in real life than in pictures.


This also reminds me of how people hate the sound of their voice when they hear a recording of it.
Reply:Ohmygosh! Im in the exact same situation! Everyone thinks I look very pretty and so do I, but then in every picture I look horrendous: big bags under my eyes that I never notice in the mirror, a wierd yellowish face color. I actually considered plastic surgery because of the awful way I look in photos.



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More jokes.?

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!





Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "





Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!





Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"





Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.





Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!





Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!





Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.





Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!





Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!





Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!





Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.





Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.





Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!





Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!





Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!





Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!





Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!





Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!





Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."





Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"





Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.





Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.





Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.





Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.





Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.





Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...





Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.





Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"





Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!





Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!





Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"





Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"





Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.





Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.





Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!





Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.





Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.





Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.





Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.





Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."





Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!





Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."





Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.





Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!





Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!





Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!





Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!





Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!





Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!





Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...





Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.





Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white %26amp; chunky!





Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!





Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.





Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!





Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!





Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!





Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!





Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!





Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!





Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.





Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!





Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!





Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.





Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!





Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!





Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!





Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!





Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.





Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping





Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.





Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.





Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.





Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!





Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.





Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.





Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.





Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.





Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.





Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.





Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!





Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.





Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.





Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.





Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.





Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.





Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.





Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.





Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"





Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!





Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.





Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.





Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!





Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.





Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.





Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.





Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!





Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!





Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!





Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.





Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."





Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

More jokes.?
WOW! I am impressed!
Reply:a lot of jokes thank you
Reply:all very funny


ha ha ha
Reply:lol



HORSE

Can I get Hepatite C from develovipng a picture froma a paitient's tooth?

basically I'm asking if Hepatite C can be spread by contacting with saliva?

Can I get Hepatite C from develovipng a picture froma a paitient's tooth?
The risk of contracting HepC from contact with saliva is moderate. Highest risk is blood-to-blood, lowest is urine, sweat, breast milk.


The most important thing is that you are wearing gloves and practising a good infection control procedure.


Secondly, wash your hands between gloves changes or use an alcohol gel.


Other measures include:


- for the dentist to swab off excess saliva with a disinfectant before passing the contaminated Xray to you. You must be wearing gloves.


- better still, to use Xrays with barrier envelopes. In these cases you have stripped off your gloves and the dentist peels out the clean Xray envelope for you to take. This also stops cross-infection of your Xray processor.


If you have any cuts on your hands, these should be covered with plastic spray (e.g. "Elastoplast spray") and a Band-Aid.


There is NO VACCINE for HepC and no effective post-exposure prophylaxis.
Reply:HEP c can be contracted by saliva, blood sex etc.. but u would need to have alot of saliva to contracted it and a open wound, HEP C can live a long time out of the body without dying ( longer then HIV) .. are u working as a dental nurse? beacause if u are i would seriously suggest talking to ure employers about cross infection control as u are putting ureself and others at risk if u need to ask that question.. i mean this in a nice way, just thinking of you
Reply:Dude, why werent you wearing gloves? Hello.......


Yes, you can get all kinds of crap, from handling films. IF saliva and or blood is/has been on them. Why would you even chance it? ALWAYS WEAR GLOVES.. even if youve wiped the film down!! You never know.... ALWAYS wear gloves..ALWAYS!!





I hope your shots are up to date. If its been awhile since your last shot (years since) have the 'tatter' (blood test) done every year, just to keep on top of it. In our office, we take the 'tatter' test every 2 years, to make sure the antibodies are still active. Most Medical/Dental offices, suggest you keep track of it for safety procautions, every couple years.



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A question about Jesus' grill?

If he was perfect did he also have the perfect smile? Was he susceptable to cavities or even simple tarter buildup? He smiles alot in the pictures but he never shows any teeth. I worry he may have had bad teeth or maybe a really gummy smile and is self-concious about it.

A question about Jesus' grill?
You are concerned for the physical. Perfect spiritually and Morally. grill man.


Rev. TomCat
Reply:well they did manage to brush their teeth back then, they used powders and stuff...so it's 50/50 on if he had good teeth or not.
Reply:too bad we don't have his dental record.





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Reply:if Jesus was not crusified he would be alive today. For he was not born in sin. He would not have tooth decay. Who knows if he smiles perfect, he would have love in his eyes.
Reply:didn't you read the part in the bible where it said that in college Jesus majored in carpentry with a minor in dental hygiene?
Reply:remember, he was only a carpenter...not a dentist.



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Can I get Hepatite C from develovipng a picture froma a paitient's tooth?

basically I'm asking if Hepatite C can be spread by contacting with saliva?

Can I get Hepatite C from develovipng a picture froma a paitient's tooth?
message for ronnielad, i seriously suggest that u look into HEP C because there is no vaccine for HEP C , and they are all different, could be a good idea u knew what u were talking about before giving info to other people, esp when it could effect their health.. ps having ure vaccines for HEP A and B does not mean u can not contract HEP C
Reply:Hepatitis C is only contagious from blood to blood contact. If you have had you vaccines for Hep A %26amp; B then you have nothing to worry about.
Reply:If you have an open wound and it comes in contact with the saliva, there is


a possibility. If you are concerned about it, wear rubber gloves.
Reply:Hepatitis C can be spread through saliva, but you should have been wearing gloves while you were in contact with it. That would prevent any contact with contaminated saliva.
Reply:Not if it's dry. Hepatitis C is usually spread through contact with blood products, like accidentally being stuck with a dirty (used) needle, using IV drugs and sharing needles, or getting a blood transfusion before 1992. But there is no vaccine and you should wear rubber gloves for any number of reasons.
Reply:Hep C comes from contact with blood or blood products. It would be next to imossible to get it from saliva.
Reply:no
Reply:Hep C is passed through contact with blood %26amp; blood products. But yes it could be possible if there were traces of blood in the siliva ( ie. brushing to hard, or a sore in the mouth) The chances are fewer from silva. Following the precautions %26amp; guidelines set by the council for contagious dieases will give you the best odds against all dieases %26amp; the stress from worring.
Reply:Hepatitis C is spread by blood to blood contact.
Reply:You should always use universal precautions (in this case gloves) when handeling anything that has bodily fluids on it. If there is blood on the film and you have open sores or a cut it could be possible.



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What can i do?

my teeth are kinda yellow, i brush and brush and use listerine is there anything else i can do,,in pictures i never smile with my teeth i hate them!!!

What can i do?
Try talk to your dentist about the Blue-Light laser procedure. Basically you just sit for 1 hour and your teeth will be improved by 5 or more shades whiter!
Reply:white strips. they actually work but cost a little bit.
Reply:Add some baking soda to your toothpaste everytime you brush for a month.





You'll look like a movie star
Reply:Buy crest white strips. You can brush and use mouthwash all you want but it won't remove the stains from your teeth, You need to use something like crest whitestrips or see your dentist for professional whitening.
Reply:ok...have you tried white strips..i did and i love mi teeth !! there not that much try them..and good luck!!
Reply:go to the dentist and have them bleached, or use the extra whitening tooth paste, and strips and stuff really works but you have to be consistent when using them/
Reply:If that is the color of your teeth, then you cant change it with bleach. But if the yellow is caused by stains, go to Walmart or some other store like it and buy an over the counter bleaching system. Brushing your teeth too hard will cause the enamel to break down and that will open your teeth to other problems.





Otherwise, talk to a dentist for his/her opinion. Good luck.
Reply:I got a worse situation -my teeth are all white except my canine which is bright yellow XD





My mom is a dentist and has given this tooth considerable time and energy but not much can be changed. Sometimes, the yellow color is your natural tooth color. You can get your teeth whitened, which should make them more white (don't expect a Hollywood star smile tho) or if you are willing to go to extremes: veneers. What happens is your teeth (only the front ones that show) are covered with a permenant crown. This means that it puts a white coating over your yellow teeth, never to see that color again.


However talk to your dentist before doing this because financing can be rather uncomfortable, and cavities under veneers are a pain in the ***.
Reply:get ur teeth whitened



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Orthodontist - Braces ?

I have had 2 ortho. appointments so far. The 1st one they talked to me for a little while and looked at my teeth. The 2nd time they took x-rays, pictures, molds, and waxes of my teeth. I'm going for my 3rd appointment today. So what are they going to do today ?

Orthodontist - Braces ?
They are going to give you spacers. They are little blue rubber bands that go in between your teeth to create space so they can then put the bands in. You will have probably 1 or 2 more appointments after this one. Good luck!
Reply:i cant remember for sure but i had them and i think they go over that stuff with you
Reply:they might just talk to you about it, or maybe fit the braces, but tbh, they should've told you what to expect beforehand ;]
Reply:they'll probably put on the metal blocks and the wire etc, or sometimes they just put on the metal blocks





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Reply:they are going to give u braces now, probally just guessing.


i have braces :) they are orange and lime green %26lt;3 i %26lt;3 braces :)
Reply:they will probably either talk to you again or actually put on the braces or put on spacers if you need it.
Reply:they are going to tell you what they are thinking of doing to your teeth and what your options are


for how you want to go with your braces and they are going to make you watch a video on how to care for your braces!


hope this helps good luck!
Reply:They r probably gonna talk 2 u about getting braces.
Reply:They will probably put spacers in to make room for the bands to go on at your 4th appointment. That's what they did with my son.
Reply:They will tell you whether u r ready to get them and they may also tell u if u need to get teeth pulled out if your mouth is too crowded but it all depends on what ur teeth r like an they will proably explain the problems and wat they r going to do.
Reply:quite frankly, I don't think they are in much concern of your teeth. If they want to slap braces on you when your teeth are perfectly fine or don't need much treatment, then they are a money grab.


I have a crooked jaw, I was born with it, so i have a monsterous over bite, and my teeth are a little on the big side, which indicates that they are healthy. They are white, but my mouth is too crowded with teeth. So I am getting my molers and wisdom teeth pulled and getting a retainer and they will space themselves out. It's inexpensive compared to braces. So talk to a family member about it, and really think about your financial standings. Do you really want to pay that much to fix your teeth, when you can get something cheaper that has basically the same result?


think about it. Also, it looks better than barces...hopee I helepd♥
Reply:they will pop just talk to u about it every one seems to wait such along time to get braces i had an apopountment wed and they did molds a waxes of my teeth then i went bk the next day and i my retainer for my top teeth and im geting my brace for bottom on wed just a week later i could of had them done monday but im busy i have them all done with in a week
Reply:spacers
Reply:its braces time



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Can I get Hepatite C from develovipng a picture froma a paitient's tooth?

basically I'm asking if Hepatite C can be spread by contacting with saliva?

Can I get Hepatite C from develovipng a picture froma a paitient's tooth?
The hepatitis C virus (HCV) is spread through contact with infected blood. Common routes of infection include illicit injection drugs (eg, sharing needles), blood transfusions (before 1992), needlestick accidents among healthcare workers, and any other blood-to-blood contact, such as may occur during sexual activity. Each of these routes of transmission is discussed in further detail below. Because hep C is often not detected for many years after infection, it may be difficult to pinpoint the exact event that caused your infection.
Reply:no offense, if you are a dentist you shud know
Reply:because of the bloob , you must of had a open cut, same way as aids
Reply:Yes I think it can if you had a cut or you were kissing but hep C can be treated too and it is not easy to catch. If in doubt you could get a blood test
Reply:Yes. Don't you have to get Heptitis C shots just to work in a position like yours?
Reply:no,not at all till u come in contact with blood (even a small drop of it )or saliva and the part which came in contact had any cuts or micro(invisible)cuts.so plz use the surgical or at least disinfected rubber gloves



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Your mama jokes?

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow... i can't believe it's not butter!





yo mama's so bald that Mr.Clean gets jealous.





Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up





Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"





Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.





Yo mama so fat were in her right now





Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise





Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone





Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors





Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...





Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world





Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy





Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!





Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!





Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"





Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"





Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized





Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway





Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller





Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets





Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th





Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too





Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"





Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!





Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"





Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.





Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.





Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.





Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.





Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!





Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!





Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!





Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!





Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!





Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!





Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...





Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.





Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!





Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white %26amp; chunky!





Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!





Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!





Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!





Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.





Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!





Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!





Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!





Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!





Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!





Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!





Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!





Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!





Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!





Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!





Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!





Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!





Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!





Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!





Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!





Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!





Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!





Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!





Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.





Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"





Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!





Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!





Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th





Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too





Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale %26amp; it goes one at a time please





Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!





Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!





Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.





Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.





Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping





Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.





Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.





Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.





Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.





Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.





Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.





Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.





Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.





Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.





Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.





Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!





Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.





Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her





Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.





Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.





Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.





Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family





Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through





Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.





Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.





Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.





Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.





Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!





Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.





Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water





Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out





Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth





Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures





Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.





Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.





Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.





Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.





Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.





Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....





Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.





Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.





Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.





Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.





Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.





Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"





Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!





Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.





Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Your mama jokes?
Nice one Devindra
Reply:OH YOU WORKED HARD ON THIS ONE......FUNNY ...YOU GET A ROCKSTAR
Reply:That's a lot of Momma jokes.





I got all sorts on my website.


http://evan52284va.tripod.com/momma.html
Reply:Yo Mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this... New York, Pittsburgh, Chicago, LA.





Yo Mama so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph
Reply:lol i haven't seen so many!
Reply:some of htose where funny but i couldnt finish readin them all theres so many! lol! (and some of them u put twice just so u no!) but wat the heck, have a star! u worked 4 it!
Reply:Wow, you put a lot of work into dissin my Momma. Thanks...
Reply:your mamas so old that she sat next to jesus in the third grade.





your mamas so stupid tha tshe thought that a jolly rancher is a gay cowboy.





your mamas so old and fat that she was mistaked as an elephant on noahs ark.
Reply:wow..that's a lot!


^o^
Reply:haha omg i love u


yo mama so hairy she gt afros on her nipples


yo mama so hairy wen she got in my car everyone thought i had tinted windows
Reply:MY GOD .! My head is swimming.!
Reply:thanks did u write all those~~~!



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What breed of cat do I have?

I have a domestic long haired ginger female cat, with long canine teeth showing, LIKEE a Saber tooth cat.. But I've looked it up, but cant find any info on a domestic Saber tooth cat..








Ive uploaded a picture of her on my Flickr, view here





http://www.flickr.com/photos/dalibertine...





Thanks, shes nearly 12years old now, and i dont even know her breed!





Thanks alot, Mason

What breed of cat do I have?
There is no "saber toothed" cat- at least not since a few million years ago when they ate woolly mammoths.





Your cat is just a domestic long haired tabby with long teeth. I have a short haired tabby whose teeth are always showing. Doesn't make it a special breed, just means they've got big teeth. The better to eat you with.
Reply:Your cat is beautiful, Some cats teeth just grow longer than others.
Reply:What a beautiful kitty cat! I love her long teeth, she looks like a fluffy, cuddly vampire.





I think she is a domestic long-haired cat.
Reply:I think she is maine coon, I have one and she looks a lot like my kitty.
Reply:She is a beautiful DLH (domestic long hair) and nice pointed teeth. Very well taken care of, it appears.
Reply:She is a domestic long haired ginger tabby. She's not got long enough "ruff" around the neck for it to be Maine Coon.
Reply:the cat looks a lot like my cat freddy but my cat is brown


i think its a mainecoon cat


if u noticed it has a m on its fore head


another thing is, does your cat like playing in water? if it does it also could another sign it being a mainecoon cat





take it to the vet or a pet shop to verify
Reply:domestic medium hair bullseye orange tabby



Visual Basic

Can someone draw me a picture..?

Of a regular, human boy with vampire teeth?





Ive tried and tried and tried to draw said picture, and I have the perfect vision of it in my mind, much like other pictures I've had in my mind that I've yet to perfectly put on paper..If I had as amazing drawing skills as some of the people out there, I wouldn't be asking for someone to draw me something..but really..





*shrugs*





If anybody is willing to draw it,can you email me? I could send you some info on it, and if you *really* are okay with drawing it, I could say a few details I would like in there, and you can alter it, if you want to..





My email is:





rette_mich_tokio_hotel@hotmail.com





I would really appreciate this.. :)

Can someone draw me a picture..?
Hi. ^.^


I sent you an email.
Reply:what exactly are you looking to be drawn?
Reply:i sent an email



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My dentist charged me $12 for a photo (not x-ray) without asking me first, is that ethical?

While cleaning my teeth, the dentist was making small talks and even told me a few jokes. It was my first visit, so I thought he was pretty friendly. Somewhere in the middle of the jokes and the high whiring noise of the sucking and scaling machines, I heard something about xrays and pictures and a panoramic of my teeth. After the cleaning, I wasn't even given time to get up to spit in the sink. He handed me some kleenex and told me to spit in them, then proceeded to take 1 photo of my teeth, and one of my "biggest smile." I was a little surprised, but didn't think much of it. Then after the real x-rays were taken, the receptionist told me I owed $12 for the 2 photos (which in actuality was only one, since they were printed together on a single 4x6). It was after 6pm and I was really hungry and tired, so I paid up, and was actually happy about how friendly they were. It didn't hit me that the charge was unreasonable until I thought it over dinner.





What do you think???

My dentist charged me $12 for a photo (not x-ray) without asking me first, is that ethical?
Photo's are getting to be a standard procedure at most offices. Although you should have been told there would be a charge if that is what they do. Most offices don't charge for this as it is for our records, for us to put a face to the chart, so to speak. I'm sure if you call or stop by and inform them, as you have here, that the charges will be removed and you will be reimbursed or credited. This is something they should have let you decide if you wanted the photo for $12.00 or not. Hope I've been of some help and good luck!
Reply:Thank you all for your answers. I called the office today and told them how I felt. I tried to be nice about it, but the dentist refused to accept that the office was doing anything wrong. Report It

Reply:Honestly, even if they just told me "we always tell the patients about charges beforehand, but we just forgot that particular day and we are sorry, it won't happen again," I would be completely happy. Report It

Reply:But the dentist outright told me that he did it all the time and he didn't understand why we were having that conversation, that it was silly. He was being very disagreeable and condescending. Report It

Reply:Oh, and while on the phone I asked about my up-coming follow-up appointment, and guess what? They told me for the first time that they planned for some procedures to be done during that day. Report It

Reply:Moreover, they were going to charge me over $200 (in ADDITION to my insurance) for those procedures. I guess they wanted to surprise me, again! Report It

Reply:And the thing is, I checked with my insurance, and they had an agreement not to charge the patients any fees or co-pays for those particular kinds of procedures. Report It

Reply:So anyways, I cancelled my follow-up appointment. In the end, they agreed to refund the $12 charge to my credit card. So if you are in PACIFIC BEACH and a patient of Dr. YAROS, try to be careful. Report It

Reply:Submit the receipt to your insurance company for a refund - this will at least let you know if it was supposed to be done, although I kinda doubt it. A picture like that usually has no medical value.





And I would seriously find another dentist.
Reply:Maybe -maybe not? I would certainly question him what they are all about!


I had a large lump removed from my face by a plastic surgeon who did that. While at my first examination he suggested surgery and went through all the details. Then he once again felt the lump and to my surprise turned around with a camera in hand and took my picture. After surgery I went back for a post op check up and he did it again! I asked him whats up with the camera and the photos? He told me they take them of everyone for two reasons.


First was the obvious for their protection from lawsuits and the second being for the office photo album showing off their work for future patients!


I guess I could live with that! However, you should definitely question it! I didn't notice any charges on my bill but they could have been padded in with something else!
Reply:$12 for photos of your teeth for the panoramic x-ray is a bargain. Don't complain about it because you would need them anyway for future visits.
Reply:Dentistry is a business. Dentists are only allowed to charge for what they do, unlike a medical doctor that can charge 80 bucks for your going in no matter what. When you get a filling, it is just that charge no office visit. Getting more to the point. Dentist attend meetings where speakers tell them of the things can charge for they may not have thought about. Photos are actually covered by insurance companies.. BUT he knew they would not cover it. I am with you. Let the front desk know- you want no more photos at your expense ever. Good dentists are hard to find. Most will not be offended to hear you don't want anything not covered by your insurance. If it is really ticking you off enough- write his office a letter and tell him you want your money back
Reply:I think the dentist has a right to charge for pictures that they take, but more importantly you as the patient should have a treatment plan presented to you BEFORE procedures are done. It is typical when you see a dentist for a full comprehensive exam and x-rays for the dental assistant to sit with you after the exam and go over treatment plan and cost and have you sign this. This way you know what to expect (more or less) at each visit.
Reply:you don't owe anything and it is ridiculous. go to a biologic dentist next time.
Reply:go back to the dentist and get a refund..... its stupid to take a picture a regular picture and charge $12. and next time go to another dentist



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How much would minor tooth movement like this be without braces just to straighten one tooth?Rough estimate?

Hi,


i am sixteen years old, and i have one tooth in the front, its one of my two front teeth, that needs to be straightened. I have other teeth that are crooked, but that one is really the only one you can see whenever i smile or talk, and its crooked, so its bothers me. It leaves a slight gap towards the bottom of my two front teeth on the top because of how its positioned.





I know there is braces, but i dont want those because you have to leave them on too long.


And i think veneers would be too expensive, but yet id love those, but i know they are pricey.





I was wondering,


are you capable of doing something like this?


Its minor tooth movement according to the article.





http://www.aurumgroup.com/usa/spacemaint...


My front tooth is basically exactly like the one pictured.





How much would something like that cost?


To get one tooth fixed?

How much would minor tooth movement like this be without braces just to straighten one tooth?Rough estimate?
I would guess $500 to $600, based on lab costs and # of appointments needed (without seeing your teeth). Ask your dentist about this (many dentists do this type of work...you don't necessarily need to see an orthodontist). Best wishes.



Poetry

I have braces with puffy gums and havent been to the ortho in over a year??

im 16 and I havent been to the orthodontist in over a year b/c my mom switched jobs and didnt have the money to take me anymore. well im getting a job so that I can take over the monthly bill for my braces cuz its either that or I get them off with gaped messed up teeth. well im a sophomore and there is about a month and a half left of school. I got my braces december of 8th grade and stoped going march of 9th. my braces are a kind that my ortho says are only suppose to be on for a year and a half. well if I start going back in late may mayber june will my braces be off by senior year...possibly the summer before senior year when we have to take the senior pictures? Oh and I have small teeth and so when my gums get puffy it looks really bad. I started flossing and using salt water...what else should I do?

I have braces with puffy gums and havent been to the ortho in over a year??
Hydrogen peroxide rinses. Tastes bad but is an antibacterial which will help and bubbles well beneath the gums. Before bed, swish, spit, do not rinse/eat/drink, just go to bed. Just swish it straight. You only need to dilute if you are going to do it several times a day. Also, use proxy brushes aka interdental brushes. The orthodontist may have given you some. They are next to the floss at the store and look like pipe cleaners. 1 time a day run them under your wires and around your brackets to remove food and bacteria. Put the tip under the wire and poke it up under and into the gumline. This will help clean everything off and help decrease puffiness. Poking it into the gums, gently, will help the gums understand not to grow that way. You can also dip it in peroxide first and then do it to help push more antibacterial under the gums. You can use the brushes for 1 week, rinse it after use, and get a new one after 1 week. Electric toothbrush. They make the new Sonicare toothbrush for teens. It is $20 and great. Also, if your mom is making less money she may be able to apply for medicaid for you which may pay for your braces. Or, you need to at least get a checkup to make sure you are not getting huge cavities from the braces which can ruin your teeth and then straightening won't matter much.
Reply:Only your Orthodontist can tell you how long you will have your braces. Once you start up with your braces again don't miss appointments. Missed appointments prolongs treatment. It also depends on how fast your teeth move and how healthy your gums are. Keep brushing and flossing. My Orthodontist has all his patients rinse with Peroxide 4 times a day after meals and at bedtime. Peroxide is cheap and comes in small bottles that fit in your purse or locker. The peroxide will clean your mouth, give you better breath, and make food taste better.
Reply:I'm so in the same boat is you.


But I'm passed the fact that my parents are gonna start paying again so I'm calling my ortho on monday to see about them getting removed. But keep on flossing and brushing.
Reply:Your mom needs to get you to a dentist that will accept payments, you have inflamed gums, which probably means you have an infection. Rinsing with Listerine is a good idea, it has antibacterial and antiseptic qualities which you need. A water pick is a good way of removing plaque and food particles when you have braces.



Java and C++

How much would minor tooth movement like this be without braces just to straighten one tooth?Rough estimate?

Hi,


i am sixteen years old, and i have one tooth in the front, its one of my two front teeth, that needs to be straightened. I have other teeth that are crooked, but that one is really the only one you can see whenever i smile or talk, and its crooked, so its bothers me. It leaves a slight gap towards the bottom of my two front teeth on the top because of how its positioned.





I know there is braces, but i dont want those because you have to leave them on too long.


And i think veneers would be too expensive, but yet id love those, but i know they are pricey.





I was wondering,


are you capable of doing something like this?


Its minor tooth movement according to the article.





http://www.aurumgroup.com/usa/spacemaint...


My front tooth is basically exactly like the one pictured.





How much would something like that cost?


To get one tooth fixed?

How much would minor tooth movement like this be without braces just to straighten one tooth?Rough estimate?
well dont they have like those invisible braces like there just this thing that goes in ur mouth and u cant see it


or somtin


and hey braces rnt that bad


this is the 2nd time ive had them
Reply:depends on where you live -just one tooth isn't always what the doctor ordered. have your parents price orthodontists. they all have payment plans.



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Photogenic Tips?

I dont know why but everytime I take a photo they come up messed up lol. For example I take a picture I urusally smile with my teeth but in the photo it just dosent look as good...When I use a normal camera the flash make me close my eyes everytime! Like when I had to go get my passport picture it took 15 times until my eyes were open. The flash was like really strong. Then when I had focus to focus on keeping them open I looked like a mummy. So then that when I came up with the idea with the my Iphone. I started taking pictures of it with it but it makes me look paler...I dont really have a problem with far distant pictures but mostly with close-ups. I dont know maybe its the cover-up I use no idea! Like for example I took this picture:


http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii48/...


but my smile looks retarded and I know that! Like if I smile normally and take a picture it dosent come out well. It looks better in person my smile is ment only for in person. Am I the only 1?

Photogenic Tips?
The photo you've showed is backlit so the subject is in shadow, for "picture phones" etc don't rely on the flash feature always try and use a well lit spot.
Reply:Nope, you're not alone .





My tip ,just face the camera as natural as possible. ^-^
Reply:You don't look retarded in that picture!! I think it's just you thinking that you don't look good in pictures when actually you're really pretty!
Reply:1. Practice your smile in front of a mirror. You will probably find that a smaller smile just bigger than a grin will work best.





2. Don't look directly at the camera. Find an object to the right of the photographer and focus on that. Don't pay attention to the camera.
Reply:To smile on demand is actually not that easy, that's why I became the photographer, the one behind the camera. Professional models practice it a lot!!





Get somebody else to press the button and just go outside with your camera and use natural light and then the flash won't need to fire. Mobile phone cameras are, by and large, awful, you stand a much better chance of a decent picture with your digital camera. Overcast days or shade has a more flattering softer light than bright sunshine.





Chris
Reply:You are the reason pro photographers exist. You are a very lovely girl, don't ever think you are not, but you most definitely not alone with having problems getting a good photo of yourself. Harsh on camera flash makes many people blink, and trying to fake a "natural" look is NOT easy.





A pro, (and I mean a REAL pro... not just someone with a camera calling themselves a pro), will have the equipment and skill with PEOPLE to get good photos.





In your case, I would probably use continuous lighting rather than strobes (flashes) as you seem super sensitive to flashes. A studio strobe mounted off axis to your eyes, however, would not be as problematic for you.





I would spend time with you to allow you to get comfortable. I have even let clients use my camera and take photos of ME just for fun. Helps break the ice and does not make it seem like such a mystery. I would help to pose you to compliment your best features and set the lighting accordingly. Then I would probably want you to just sit with your eyes CLOSED and tell you to concentrate on something very pleasant.. a happy time with friends, a favorite place you have visited... just basically take your mind to another place. Then I would count to three and tell you that at three to open your eyes and I would immediately take the shot.





As has been mentioned, you do not have to be looking directly into the camera and you sure do NOT have to be trying to smile. When you can think of something pleasant it will usually put a natural small smile on your face that looks good.





Here is an example of a photo when much of what I spoke of was used. This lady was very uncomfortable around cameras but wanted some really nice, sexy photos, so with just some proper techniques we were able to get the photos she wanted.





http://www.pbase.com/s_parrott/image/900...





http://www.pbase.com/s_parrott/image/900...





http://www.pbase.com/s_parrott/image/900...





In this photo her husband had just told her a funny joke and I was able to get a great, natural smile from her:





http://www.pbase.com/s_parrott/image/900...





I have only gone into this detail to show you that with poor equipment, poor technique, and your natural sense of discomfort with the camera, you are going to get many bad photos of yourself. Don't take it personally!!!





Try to get a photo session with a real photographer and you will be amazed at how great you will look! :-)





steve



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