Guys & Gals.....Anyone have any horrible morning after stories????

You woke up and realized who ended up in your bed with you and it was NOT the person you thought......


You made out with your best friends brother.........


You thought she was beautiful the night before when you brought her home but when you rolled over the next morning she was missing her two front teeth..... you get the picture


What's your horrible morning after story.

Guys %26amp; Gals.....Anyone have any horrible morning after stories????
I had a friend who had sex with this guy a couple years back, and he was cute and evry thing when she showed me his picture. But her mom told her that it was really her cousin, and she didn't know. I just laughed.
Reply:well lets see. i didnt even get to spend the night with him we did it outside and it wasnt even good. i thought i loved him and he loved me but he was just using me because i was there and willing. it was my first time and it was horrible
Reply:I made love to my ex from 8 years ago. We were together for 1 1/2 years and broke up back in '99. She used to be hot back then (we were 17), but she has since turned into a sea cow. I was so drunk I don't remember, but I sure as hell remember waking up, looking over, and thinking "oh no." My roomates and I went to breakfast buffett that morning, and they wouldn't shut up about how fat she was and they called her "baby maker" because she has a child (not mine). She also apparently walked around our house wearing only my wintercoat, with her boobs hanging out. Also, my roomates told our waitress the entire story. They told me to write down my "list of regrets" and give it to our waitress, which I did because she was interested. The waitress then gave me a piece of paper with 1 of her regrets, which was "letting my bf put it in my backdoor with no lube" and the waitress gave me her email. Weird, huh?





Me and the ex are still friends, but I told her we are not going to have sex anymore. Nor am I interested in a her as a girlfriend. She actually took it quite well. That's my story.
Reply:thank goodness I've never ever done this!!
Reply:i have never been that drunk, and i dont think anyone is going to be able to top "dan".



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