Yo Mama Jokes Of The Week?

Yo momma so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning





Yo momma so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup.





Yo momma so smelly even the dogs won't smell her.





Yo momma so smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"





Yo momma so smelly that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...





Yo momma so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.





Yo momma so smelly her poo is glad to escape.





Yo momma so smelly that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!





Yo momma so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent.





Yo momma so smelly that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks.





Yo momma so smelly even sewer rats get outta her way.





Yo momma so smelly that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer


Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.





Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.





Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"





Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!





Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.





Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.


Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out





Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth





Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures





Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.





Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.





Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.





Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.





Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.





Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....





Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.





Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.





Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo Mama Jokes Of The Week?
those are all really funny......i love all ur jokes............keep postin em :-)
Reply:ROFL Xx
Reply:YAY!!! these are actually good!



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